
Fifty is the New... Birthday Card
"Fifty is the New Fuck You": A snarky, sarcastic card to celebrate a big birthday.
- Digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
- Blank inside
- 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
- Made in the USA
A Zillion Dollars was founded in 2011, driven by the passion to create fresh, beautiful, and truly funny stuff that people want to share with others. Located in the Angeles National Forest, they’re committed to making creative products that resonate with real people.
Fifty is the New... Birthday Card
"Fifty is the New Fuck You": A snarky, sarcastic card to celebrate a big birthday.
- Digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
- Blank inside
- 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
- Made in the USA
A Zillion Dollars was founded in 2011, driven by the passion to create fresh, beautiful, and truly funny stuff that people want to share with others. Located in the Angeles National Forest, they’re committed to making creative products that resonate with real people.
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"Fifty is the New Fuck You": A snarky, sarcastic card to celebrate a big birthday.
- Digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. luxurious cover stock
- Size: 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials
- Blank inside
- 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
- Made in the USA
A Zillion Dollars was founded in 2011, driven by the passion to create fresh, beautiful, and truly funny stuff that people want to share with others. Located in the Angeles National Forest, they’re committed to making creative products that resonate with real people.












